APH Twilight

I watched New Moon yesterday...now...I have no problem with people who like the series. But I don't....

Let me rephrase that, I would like the series if Edward and Bella weren't in it. I swear to god, after watching the second movie all I can say is, "BELLA! YOU ARE A F-ING BITCH!"

Seriously...she does not deserve happiness! Jacob deserves sooooo much better than her! And her dad! My god! I feel sorry for him cause if I were her father and she pulled that kind of shit with me...I would not hesitate for A SECOND to beat the stupid out of her.

Now...I'm not a violent person by nature, but Bella is what I like to call a "Rage Inducing Character".

This is me thinking about Bella -->


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But anyway! Yeah, that's what inspired this...I'll probably do a few more like it continuing the little "Saga".

Basically, Alfred's a Twitard (hey, I like how it sounds...like I love the word Narutard too...=3= so sue me) and Arthur is just like " " Because we all know that Arthur's authors are the shizznit! >8D